The Amazing Adventures of Hugo

Hi! Hugo here. Remember me?

I wear a bowtie. Bowties are cool.

I like to run around and go on adventures. I’m really good at climbing into things.

I also love to hide under things and grab people’s feet as they walk by.

I’m sneaky.

I like watching movies with mom and dad. My favorite so far is The Princess Bride.

Do you think I would make a good Dread Pirate Roberts? I’m actually pretty good at stealing things. Especially food, like my momma’s cereal and yogurt. I’m pretty good at snatching things off the bookshelf too, see:

That’s my Jawa now! Mwahahaha.

All this sneaking and stealing gets me pretty exhausted so I spend a good amount of time laying around – usually in weird positions.

And sometimes I just fall asleep in these awkward positions.

But, most of the time, I’m just cute.

My momma says I snore, but I think she’s just hearing things. This is her, btw:

She’s a pretty nice lady. She feeds me, and cuddles me, and scoops my poop everyday. But even though she gives me fresh water every morning, I still prefer to drink it straight out of the toilet.

She doesn’t always give me the attention I deserve though. It seems like she’s always working on some sort of project instead of showering me with affection and kitty treats. I have a solution though, I just plop my butt right down on her supplies and look at her like this:

Or I’ll hop in her lap and give her this look:

Then she knows it’s time for scratchins!

I hope you enjoyed this glimpse into my fantastic, adventurous life!

In conclusion: I’m cute.

xo-Hugo